The idea of Em walking around with like lyrics on his palms is just asdffhhjkl;’icecreampuppiesandrainbows.
Your immediate thoughts when that one person pops up on facebook chat to say hello.
Via shit nigga. you found my tumblr.
Oh, and who’s Slim Shady???? *facepalm*
“But I ain’t mad at you. I’d hate me too if I was you”
FdAs.snj.fksr,fbuk,rev Fhlfhku,zrsfhuk,zshfuk,drxhuklThe pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.
It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.
But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.
“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.
OMG I CAN’T











